WhAcKy CrAzY SiLLy QuEsTiOnS!!!

stupid questions....but funny


At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?

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Happy Birthday RyanTheLion

lets have some fun, lets have some fun.....

RYANS BDAY BBQ

come through to lickmill park for ryans bday bbq














i meant this ryan...silly

R.I.P. Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein

thank you for your trend setting music and being a motivation for others to strive in your profession...

UFC UNDISPUTED TITLE FIGHT

Our homie Nate from Ocalaholics claims he can take me on UFC....i think not buddy

so we decided to settle the score once and for all


NASTY NATE


VS


RUSTY RICK

Human Head Turntables and Drums

The guys at Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc bring a new meaning to the word headspin


Human Head Turntables and Drums - Watch more Funny Videos

-Tony

Def Jux documentary

MSTRKRFT feat. John Legend - Heartbreaker

My Brothaz

everyone thinks we're brothers from the same mother

Breezy Radio Monday presents: On The Road to SLATE

written by Ryan Breezy

The good folks at Breezy Radio brings another hella crackin' Monday. Today, we are kicking back with the fam. Just a chill mixshow before we head out to Vegas. All fun, no games. Breezy Radio is gonna be poppin' like always. Accompanied audio pleasure will be provided by our resident DJ's Eternal / BBOY Drift / Almazing / Distrakt / Grubber/ B-Strut. Brought to you by Gyrex Breezy and hosted by Mikey. Tune in LIVE at our new time from 5-8pm. Gyea.







Look out for the Breezy Booth at the magic trade show.



GOODLUCK HOMIES

Flik Grip of the day w/ Caesar Rosado

Crushin It

Caesar Rosado getting the kids hyped from World Industries on Vimeo.

The Electric Rieta?

ever heard of the electric vendetta?.....me neither

Our homie Jon Rieta used to be lead guitar for the band, check it out!

this is Jon now



and this is Jon then

insomnia: A Tribe Called Quest - Stressed Out

can't sleep...

Human Synthesizer?!

Smoking weed causes testicular cancer

oh fuuck

goodluck Raekwon



Marijuana use may increase the risk of developing testicular cancer, in particular a more aggressive form of the disease, according to a U.S. study published on Monday.

The study of 369 Seattle-area men ages 18 to 44 with testicular cancer and 979 men in the same age bracket without the disease found that current marijuana users were 70 percent more likely to develop it compared to nonusers.

The risk appeared to be highest among men who had reported smoking marijuana for at least 10 years, used it more than once a week or started using it before age 18, the researchers wrote in the journal Cancer.

Stephen Schwartz of the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center in Seattle, one of the researchers, said the study was the first to explore marijuana's possible association with testicular cancer.

"This is the first study to look at this question, and by itself is not definitive. And there's a lot more research that would have to be done in order to be more confident that marijuana use really is important in a man's risk of developing testicular cancer," Schwartz said in a telephone interview.

The study found the increased risk appeared to be in the form called nonseminoma testicular cancer. It accounts for 40 percent of cases and can be more aggressive and more difficult to treat, Schwartz said.

Experts are unsure about the causes of testicular cancer, which often strikes men in their 20s and 30s. The disease is seen more commonly in men who have had an undescended testicle or have a family history of testicular cancer.

The disease usually responds well to treatment and has a five-year survival rate of about 96 percent, according to the American Cancer Society.

About 8,000 men in the United States are diagnosed with testicular cancer per year, and there are about 140,000 U.S. men alive who have survived the disease, the group said.

The researchers said they were not sure what it was about marijuana that may raise the risk. Chronic marijuana use also can have effects on the male reproductive system including decreased sperm quality, they said.

iPhone DJ Mixer

For all iPhone/iPod users, check out the iPhone DJ Mixer. It lets you combine the music from two iPhones, iPods or MP3 players or one of each. It features a spin option; 2 effects programs with reverb, flange and filter and cross-fade slider and recording option, and also a speaker system connection and microphone jack. This mixer can charge your iPhone and iPod while you are doing the mix. The iPhone DJ Mixer is available at $120.

Sean Price - N word crowd participation

Sean Price has taken over Duck Down Records, relieving former CEO's, Dru Ha & Buckshot of their duties. The newly formed label will now be called RUCK DOWN RECORDS. Sean Price's first assignment as active CEO will be officially setting a release date for his KIMBO PRICE Mix CD tentatively scheduled for August.

Baker Deathwish 2009 Summer Tour

some good tour footy from the Baker/deathwish fam



and i'm just gonna skip to the forth vid. bryan herman and antwan dixon have a blunt rolling duel. dope shit

self rolling blunt

Raekwon - Cuban Revolution (Mixtape)

1.Cuban Revolution Intro
2.All That Money Is Us
3.Run Away (ft. Ghostface Killah, Inspectah Deck, Method Man & GZA)
4.Better Shoot Something
5.Cipher Born (ft. Ghostface Killah & U-God)
6.Get Your Shit Beat In (ft. Polite, Chip Banks, Ghostface Killah & Trife Diesel)
7.Slang Copulation (ft. Nas, Cappadonna & Ghostface Killah)
8.Curiosity
9.Iron Chef (ft. Ghostface Killah, Polite & Inspectah Deck)
10.A Wise Man
11.Cuban Revolution Interlude
12.We Gettin’ Knots (ft. Fat Joe, Armageddon & Big Pun)
13.Fearless Ninjas (ft. Ghostface Killah)
14.The All-Time Lineup (ft. American CREAM Team, Inspectah Deck & Method Man)
15.Live Kid (ft. Notorious BIG & Ghostface Killah)

Will-i-am loves everyone "all day everyday!"

NEKST MSK in Chicago

HAPPY 22nd BIRTHDAY ILL WILL

Hope you had a crackin ass, drunk, six one tons of fun birthday week! Big duece duece, enjoy it. Much love from the MFC family, HAPPY BURRDAY!

Breezy Excursion Preview: Bel Air Collection

ryan gave me a sneak peak of the line and i can't wait till it drops. BE All DAY

Perseid Meteor Shower 2n!

Find your local "Make out Point" and go there to enjoy a magnificent SHOW!

In North America, the best time to watch will be between midnight to 5 a.m. on Wednesday, Aug. 12, but late Tuesday night and also Wednesday night could prove fruitful, weather permitting.

The Perseids are always reliable, and sometimes rather spectacular. The only things that puts a damper on the August show are bad weather or bright moonlight. Unfortunately this week, as the Perseids reach their peak Tuesday and Wednesday nights, the moon will be high in the sky, outshining the fainter meteors.

Ong Bak 2

Tony Jaa is back with more kicks than a baby in a mother's stomach!

EMBED-Ong Bak 2: The Beginning Trailer - Watch more free videos
-Tony

"This shit righh here neggah"...hahaha

Nancy's 20th Bday Extravaganza

Hey everybody Nancy just turned 20 yesterday and FYI we will be celebrating from 8-1am at Mike's Pizza Bar & Grill once again!

nice

Your A Big Ass Jerk!

Got Me Jerkin': Pepsi Music Mic Pass on Yahoo Music!